rubbish blog idea #6
Oh man, the fitness blog. Admit it, we've all thought about it; making a promise to yourself to get into shape and share your journey with the blogosphere.
My objective is to lose my excess flab and get "fit" - ergo, get to the point where i can run for a bus and recover in under 2 hours. The blogs would have been DAILY and you would've got little titbits about my adventures "with the road", as well as up-to-the-minute stats about distance and timing.
The tagline at the top would read "To get the most out of the road you have to love her, but you also have to hate her", or something equally awful, and there'd be a picture of my well-worn trainers.
Trouble is, I'm crap. I did monday and tuesday mornings (5am!!!) and then my legs wouldn't work for wednesday and thursday, then i went to bed too late and couldn't get up on friday either. Then it was the weekend; there's no way i'm getting up at 5am on a weekend and there's no way I'm going jogging in the hours when people might see me.
Also, I look like a bellend. I haven't got a tracksuit top so i wear a jumper, and cause my hair is bad before showering I wear a beany hat - i basically look like an extreme sports janitor.
Tell you what, I'll try again this week and if i make it to three days in a row i'll have a rethink.
My objective is to lose my excess flab and get "fit" - ergo, get to the point where i can run for a bus and recover in under 2 hours. The blogs would have been DAILY and you would've got little titbits about my adventures "with the road", as well as up-to-the-minute stats about distance and timing.
The tagline at the top would read "To get the most out of the road you have to love her, but you also have to hate her", or something equally awful, and there'd be a picture of my well-worn trainers.
Trouble is, I'm crap. I did monday and tuesday mornings (5am!!!) and then my legs wouldn't work for wednesday and thursday, then i went to bed too late and couldn't get up on friday either. Then it was the weekend; there's no way i'm getting up at 5am on a weekend and there's no way I'm going jogging in the hours when people might see me.
Also, I look like a bellend. I haven't got a tracksuit top so i wear a jumper, and cause my hair is bad before showering I wear a beany hat - i basically look like an extreme sports janitor.
Tell you what, I'll try again this week and if i make it to three days in a row i'll have a rethink.
Labels: clothes, fitness, rubbish blog
posted by crabb at
9:55 pm
1 Comments:
Keep trying Tommy, I always give up about exercise, I never ever done it more than two days at all since I haven't played basketball for a long time. :( that's bad and now my belly is kinda bigger than ever! omg. lol but who cares?
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