LOLworth cove

I was going to wait until i had something exciting to write, but frankly if i worked on that principle you might never get an update again.

Firstly, i'm feeling the strain at work. This is largely due to the End of the Financial Year™ - which is like an office-based version of Brewster's Millions. Also, i have a nemesis over in finance - to put it in context, he's Gordon Ramsay and i'm one of his chefs and i keep trying to make some ravioli but Gordon keeps sending me back to do it again and again and again and he's swearing and i'm red-faced and teary. Now replace Gordon Ramsay with this guy



and replace ravioli with invoices and you get the idea.

Which reminds me, I might just have been half-asleep, but i'm sure i heard a collabaration between Kanye West, Pharrel Williams and Lupe Fiasco on some "street" radio show last night, rapping over Thom Yorke's 'Eraser'. Of course, i could answer this in about 3 seconds but then the 'half-asleep' sentence would be redundant and i'd just be telling you about a song. Or not...? Oooooh.

I cut my gum last thursday cleaning my teeth, i've no idea how, i mean, if i was in the bathroom and someone attacked me, i wouldn't immediately reach for the toothbrush to defend myself. I'd probably grab a razor... and give them a comfortable shave, without irritation. Or some nail clippers, and hope they stood still long enough for me to cover them in tiny, slightly curved little cuts. In short, i hope i never get attacked in the bathroom.

Anyway, my cut turned into an ulcer. I didn't even know that could happen! In my experience, mouth ulcers are caused by sweets until you're 14, and stress thereafter. And i do love the taste of Bonjella but i could just as easily get that from aniseed balls and i wouldn't have to walk around in a foul mood all day.

Finally, do you ever get the feeling that every idea you have is already done, photographed, and online?



Dammit.