cupboard love

Going to have to be a quick one. Today, as you may be aware, is April Fool's day, and after a decade of inaction i decided to actually make an effort this year.

My scheming began in January when i was dossing in Hobbycraft and hit upon an idea. Basically i would buy a bag of stick-on eyes and attach them to inanimate objects, namely my housemate's food in our fridge.



Having left it perilously close to procure the eyes i was left with a very tight schedule this morning - John Lewis opens at 9am, my driving lesson is at 10am, between that i had to locate and purchase the eyes, walk home, do the deed, photograph and get out of my house before my housemate wakes up.

The most fun part was loitering outside John Lewis at 8.55am. Anyway, because many of the things in the fridge are too colourful and cluttered i decided to attack the cupboards as well. I am particularly keen on the shady-looking jar of Lloyd Grossman's Thai Green Curry Sauce, lurking at the back.



So, yes, it's 9.56am now and providing the glue holds i should be home and dry. Better run, but first check out this slightly eerie fridge shot. Never has houmous looked so threatening.